Thursday, March 10, 2005
Janice Dickinson needs to party with Paul Abdul
Seriously. Because Paula is, like, waaaay too drunk or hopped up on painkillers or whatever Janice used to be on, all blurting out things at the wrong time and slurring her words and making even less sense than she normally does, while Janice is just…well, she's just far too sober for my purposes, which is why I can't even give her a quote of the week. Someone needs to take some drugs away from Paula and give them to Janice, thus setting the world of reality television rightfully in balance again. And they need to do it quickly.
Seriously. Because Paula is, like, waaaay too drunk or hopped up on painkillers or whatever Janice used to be on, all blurting out things at the wrong time and slurring her words and making even less sense than she normally does, while Janice is just…well, she's just far too sober for my purposes, which is why I can't even give her a quote of the week. Someone needs to take some drugs away from Paula and give them to Janice, thus setting the world of reality television rightfully in balance again. And they need to do it quickly.
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