Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Ha!
It seems that someone else (i.e. Shack on TWoP) has noticed what The Tyrant and I have already pointed out (i.e. the complete lameness of Ryan Seacrest concluding every episode of American Idol by saying, "Seacrest out!"). Witness:
Then he ends with his sad attempt at creating a signature tagline -- "Seacrest, out." Which is sad, lame, uncreative, and at this point, not even true. If you catch my drift.
Perhaps what this Alliance needs to be effective this year is Shack on our side. Especially since he has also been known to possess some mystical powers as far as controlling what happens on American Idol. Plus, last year when he finally focused the full effect of his hatred upon Carmen, she was ousted soon after. The man has a good track record.
Unfortunately, at this point, Shack currently hates too many contestants to make his power strong enough to eliminate Camile. Not that I blame him. As I said before, there are very few contestants this season worth actually liking. But please, Shack, on behalf of The Alliance, I beg you to focus your energy on Camile. We must present a unified front if we are to keep her from assaulting us week after week with her horrible singing and even more horrible facial expressions. With Shack and Kristin's mom on our side, there's no way we can lose! We'll discuss the issue of John Stevens next week.
It seems that someone else (i.e. Shack on TWoP) has noticed what The Tyrant and I have already pointed out (i.e. the complete lameness of Ryan Seacrest concluding every episode of American Idol by saying, "Seacrest out!"). Witness:
Then he ends with his sad attempt at creating a signature tagline -- "Seacrest, out." Which is sad, lame, uncreative, and at this point, not even true. If you catch my drift.
Perhaps what this Alliance needs to be effective this year is Shack on our side. Especially since he has also been known to possess some mystical powers as far as controlling what happens on American Idol. Plus, last year when he finally focused the full effect of his hatred upon Carmen, she was ousted soon after. The man has a good track record.
Unfortunately, at this point, Shack currently hates too many contestants to make his power strong enough to eliminate Camile. Not that I blame him. As I said before, there are very few contestants this season worth actually liking. But please, Shack, on behalf of The Alliance, I beg you to focus your energy on Camile. We must present a unified front if we are to keep her from assaulting us week after week with her horrible singing and even more horrible facial expressions. With Shack and Kristin's mom on our side, there's no way we can lose! We'll discuss the issue of John Stevens next week.
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