Tuesday, January 20, 2004
AI3: Bigger, Longer and Most Definitely Uncut
Just when you thought Paula's stupid hats couldn't get any stupider! Just when you thought Ryan Seacrest's wardrobe couldn't get any more ludicrous! (Seriously, a yellow tiny T with words printed on the inside and outside? The boy looks like something Sarah Jessica Parker threw up.) Just when you thought Randy Jackson would never say or do anything different! (He got new glasses, just in case you're sitting there wondering what exactly Randy Jackson said or did that was any different. Don't feel bad if you didn't notice--they were pretty similar to his old frames.) Just when you thought the filler was as filler-ific as it was going to get! (An early prediction: American Idol 17 will come in at just under three years.) Just when you thought The Powerful Blog Alliance couldn't get any more powerful...American Idol 3 is here! Oh, yeah.
Just when you thought Paula's stupid hats couldn't get any stupider! Just when you thought Ryan Seacrest's wardrobe couldn't get any more ludicrous! (Seriously, a yellow tiny T with words printed on the inside and outside? The boy looks like something Sarah Jessica Parker threw up.) Just when you thought Randy Jackson would never say or do anything different! (He got new glasses, just in case you're sitting there wondering what exactly Randy Jackson said or did that was any different. Don't feel bad if you didn't notice--they were pretty similar to his old frames.) Just when you thought the filler was as filler-ific as it was going to get! (An early prediction: American Idol 17 will come in at just under three years.) Just when you thought The Powerful Blog Alliance couldn't get any more powerful...American Idol 3 is here! Oh, yeah.
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