Monday, July 21, 2003
Regressing
Today for lunch, I ate a PB&J sandwich and Jell-O, which I believe is the exact same lunch I used to take every day in kindergarten. But back then, I used to drink milk out of a thermos, and today I had Coke out of a can. For those planning their own kindergarten-style regressions, here are a few tips: Sara Lee Honey White bread is excellent, and I don't even like white bread. Also, sugar-free Jell-O sucks. But the only Jell-O cups they had at the store were sugar-free. Come on, people! This is America! Do we not have a right to a sugar-filled gelatin snack in an individual plastic cup?!
Today for lunch, I ate a PB&J sandwich and Jell-O, which I believe is the exact same lunch I used to take every day in kindergarten. But back then, I used to drink milk out of a thermos, and today I had Coke out of a can. For those planning their own kindergarten-style regressions, here are a few tips: Sara Lee Honey White bread is excellent, and I don't even like white bread. Also, sugar-free Jell-O sucks. But the only Jell-O cups they had at the store were sugar-free. Come on, people! This is America! Do we not have a right to a sugar-filled gelatin snack in an individual plastic cup?!
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