Thursday, March 20, 2003
Time to Strike
I realize that the full 48 hours I gave Julia DeMato to comply with my ultimatum have not yet passed. However, the time has come for us to strike. Our action must be swift and immediate. (And besides, if Bush can be lenient with his timetables, so can I.) This is why I am launching Operation Down With Julia (which, by the way is a quite menacing and offending war name). My chief stragegist (and good friend and fellow reality-TV junkie) Bri Oakley has come up with the following plan:
It is pretty much a given that Ruben, Clay, probably Rickey, Trenyce, Kimberley Locke, and Josh the Marine are going to be not the bottom three this next week. They are either too talented or have a major fan base already.
We DO know that Corey Clark and Carmen Rasmusen are pretty dang close to the bottom--Corey because he was in the bottom three last night and Carmen because she just plain stinks.
I say we pool all of the voting power we can to vote for Corey Clark. Carmen obviously has a bunch of people already voting for her. If we work at keeping Corey Clark in the show, no matter if we like him or not, it will increase the chances that the ill-clothed, unentertaining Julia will GO HOME!!! I believe this is the closest thing to taking away her votes that we can get.
Hopefully, since so many people (mysteriously) find Corey attractive (he looks like a love child between Snoop Dogg and some random squeaky-voiced white woman), his fans will rally and give him more votes because of how close he came to going home. We can only hope.
The date of our attack will be next Tuesday, immediately following the show. As with any operation of this nature, we do face the risk of casualties--inadvertently sending a good singer home by pooling our votes for Corey. However, I think I speak for all of us when I say that our expected outcome would indeed justify these risks.
I realize that the full 48 hours I gave Julia DeMato to comply with my ultimatum have not yet passed. However, the time has come for us to strike. Our action must be swift and immediate. (And besides, if Bush can be lenient with his timetables, so can I.) This is why I am launching Operation Down With Julia (which, by the way is a quite menacing and offending war name). My chief stragegist (and good friend and fellow reality-TV junkie) Bri Oakley has come up with the following plan:
It is pretty much a given that Ruben, Clay, probably Rickey, Trenyce, Kimberley Locke, and Josh the Marine are going to be not the bottom three this next week. They are either too talented or have a major fan base already.
We DO know that Corey Clark and Carmen Rasmusen are pretty dang close to the bottom--Corey because he was in the bottom three last night and Carmen because she just plain stinks.
I say we pool all of the voting power we can to vote for Corey Clark. Carmen obviously has a bunch of people already voting for her. If we work at keeping Corey Clark in the show, no matter if we like him or not, it will increase the chances that the ill-clothed, unentertaining Julia will GO HOME!!! I believe this is the closest thing to taking away her votes that we can get.
Hopefully, since so many people (mysteriously) find Corey attractive (he looks like a love child between Snoop Dogg and some random squeaky-voiced white woman), his fans will rally and give him more votes because of how close he came to going home. We can only hope.
The date of our attack will be next Tuesday, immediately following the show. As with any operation of this nature, we do face the risk of casualties--inadvertently sending a good singer home by pooling our votes for Corey. However, I think I speak for all of us when I say that our expected outcome would indeed justify these risks.
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