Monday, March 24, 2003
A modest proposal
I just realized that, in the past week or so, I have proposed marriage not once, but twice on my blog. (For last week's proposal to Clay Aiken, see my March 19 entry; for this morning's proposal to Doug, click on the March 21 comments.) I've decided that I need to get all of my marriage proposals out on the blog in one week, so...
George Clooney, Rob Sheffield, Jon Stewart, Bill Zehme, Chris Isaak, Ryan Adams, Ralph Fiennes, Colin Firth, David Sedaris, Bob from the Bachelor and Hugh Grant, will you marry me?
Before you say anything, I realize that some of the people on this list are a) married or b) gay. But so what? They all also c) do not know me.
Doug, of course you're still my first choice, as you are my ticket to the free dinner. Although come to think of it, almost all of the people on the list are famous writers, actors, musicians or comedians and are therefore likely very rich and can buy me more free dinners than the Royer. OK, Doug, you're my first choice in the event that any of these people turn me down.
George Clooney, Rob Sheffield, Jon Stewart, Bill Zehme, Chris Isaak, Ryan Adams, Ralph Fiennes, Colin Firth, David Sedaris, Bob from the Bachelor and Hugh Grant, if your answer is "no," please leave me a shout out below. Otherwise, I'll just assume your answer is yes and commence with picking out a dress.
I just realized that, in the past week or so, I have proposed marriage not once, but twice on my blog. (For last week's proposal to Clay Aiken, see my March 19 entry; for this morning's proposal to Doug, click on the March 21 comments.) I've decided that I need to get all of my marriage proposals out on the blog in one week, so...
George Clooney, Rob Sheffield, Jon Stewart, Bill Zehme, Chris Isaak, Ryan Adams, Ralph Fiennes, Colin Firth, David Sedaris, Bob from the Bachelor and Hugh Grant, will you marry me?
Before you say anything, I realize that some of the people on this list are a) married or b) gay. But so what? They all also c) do not know me.
Doug, of course you're still my first choice, as you are my ticket to the free dinner. Although come to think of it, almost all of the people on the list are famous writers, actors, musicians or comedians and are therefore likely very rich and can buy me more free dinners than the Royer. OK, Doug, you're my first choice in the event that any of these people turn me down.
George Clooney, Rob Sheffield, Jon Stewart, Bill Zehme, Chris Isaak, Ryan Adams, Ralph Fiennes, Colin Firth, David Sedaris, Bob from the Bachelor and Hugh Grant, if your answer is "no," please leave me a shout out below. Otherwise, I'll just assume your answer is yes and commence with picking out a dress.
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