Thursday, February 20, 2003
Random notes
Due to factors such as my inability to get to the library and Blogger's inability to actually work, it has been a very long time since I posted. However, since that time, I have been composing several blog entries in my head, which I will now attempt to recreate here in a string of random thoughts:
-Did you ever notice how after people leave reality-TV shows, there are always clips of them riding mechanical bulls on the where-are-they-now shows? In fact, I found out this weekend that Blair from Road Rules: The Quest is actually a mechanical bull operator. What do these people think the mechanical bull says about them? Probably "I'm living a carefree life and have no regrets about appearing on reality TV." What it says to me is "I'm still not afraid to make an ass of myself on national television."
-Someone who really needs to get off my TV and onto the mechanical bull is the notorious Tawny. Not only was she on The 5th Wheel this week, she was on The 5th Wheel Superstar show for people who had already been on The 5th Wheel before! Note to Tawny: You are obviously unable to find love on reality TV. Please, for the love of God, try something else!
-Ryan and Zora proved to all of us this week that sometimes the nice people do finish first. So Sarah, you can go back to doing your bondage videos or whatever. (I seriously thought that was going to be the "shocking twist" at the end of Joe Millionaire, especially when Evan said in the previews, "I can't even look at that.") And Charlie, you can bring that Harry Winston rock straight to my door. I'll marry you.
-In the reality-TV show that I like to call my life, I had an actual conversation with CSRB the other day. It was about a box. Specifically, it was about whether said box would be big enough for someone to use for moving purposes. And yes, it was every bit as scintillating as it sounds.
Due to factors such as my inability to get to the library and Blogger's inability to actually work, it has been a very long time since I posted. However, since that time, I have been composing several blog entries in my head, which I will now attempt to recreate here in a string of random thoughts:
-Did you ever notice how after people leave reality-TV shows, there are always clips of them riding mechanical bulls on the where-are-they-now shows? In fact, I found out this weekend that Blair from Road Rules: The Quest is actually a mechanical bull operator. What do these people think the mechanical bull says about them? Probably "I'm living a carefree life and have no regrets about appearing on reality TV." What it says to me is "I'm still not afraid to make an ass of myself on national television."
-Someone who really needs to get off my TV and onto the mechanical bull is the notorious Tawny. Not only was she on The 5th Wheel this week, she was on The 5th Wheel Superstar show for people who had already been on The 5th Wheel before! Note to Tawny: You are obviously unable to find love on reality TV. Please, for the love of God, try something else!
-Ryan and Zora proved to all of us this week that sometimes the nice people do finish first. So Sarah, you can go back to doing your bondage videos or whatever. (I seriously thought that was going to be the "shocking twist" at the end of Joe Millionaire, especially when Evan said in the previews, "I can't even look at that.") And Charlie, you can bring that Harry Winston rock straight to my door. I'll marry you.
-In the reality-TV show that I like to call my life, I had an actual conversation with CSRB the other day. It was about a box. Specifically, it was about whether said box would be big enough for someone to use for moving purposes. And yes, it was every bit as scintillating as it sounds.
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