My Own Planet

More fun with Googlism
Instead of doing any actual work during the last 30 minutes of my day, I'm playing with Googlism again. Here's what I've found out.

Googlisms that are true: rob logan is not a nice guy

Googlisms that would be really funny if they were true: sandra davidson is a time travel romance set in the year 1870

Googlisms that would be really scary if they were true: austin davidson is now a cardiologist

Funniest googlisms for one person (it's a tie between Kristen's fiance-to-be and a certain illustrious former Missourian editor):
-jason miller is a true performance artist
-jason miller is a rabbinical student at the jewish theological seminary
-jason miller is not exactly thrilled about the large number of bands that have chosen to have "god" in their names
-jason miller is a typical ninth grader from billington
-jason miller is getting excited in class
-jason miller is the best looking priest ever

-george kennedy is bitten by a rabid skunk
-george kennedy is a post nuclear war mutant
-george kennedy is the antichrist
-george kennedy is just not a menacing looking guy
-george kennedy is possessed by nazis
-george kennedy is menacing with his steel claw hand
-george kennedy is totally wasted here