Wednesday, January 19, 2005
The most amazing thing I saw last night on The Amazing Race
As if you don't know what it is. I have to say, I was probably more relieved by Jonathan and Victoria's elimination than I have been by any other elimination on this show. Or ever in the history of reality television, for that matter.
On the path to self-destruction, it appears that Jonathan left many of his clothes behind in Ethiopia. Because what Ethiopia really needs is a bunch of Jonathan doppelgangers running around. Still, for some reason, the Ethiopians really seemed to take to him. In light of this fact, and in light of the fact that most Americans hate him violently, can we please arrange for his deportation? (Just kidding. That country has already suffered enough. They are, after all, now in posession of THE HAT.)
What's going on here?
It seems that, in the interim between American Idol seasons, Ryan Seacrest actually learned how to dress himself. With the exception of a brown V-neck t-shirt that appeared to feature some sort of space-age toaster, his outfits ranged from boring to (dare I say it?) fashionable. Great! Who the hell am I supposed to make fun of now? Eh, I guess there's still Paula.
As if you don't know what it is. I have to say, I was probably more relieved by Jonathan and Victoria's elimination than I have been by any other elimination on this show. Or ever in the history of reality television, for that matter.
On the path to self-destruction, it appears that Jonathan left many of his clothes behind in Ethiopia. Because what Ethiopia really needs is a bunch of Jonathan doppelgangers running around. Still, for some reason, the Ethiopians really seemed to take to him. In light of this fact, and in light of the fact that most Americans hate him violently, can we please arrange for his deportation? (Just kidding. That country has already suffered enough. They are, after all, now in posession of THE HAT.)
What's going on here?
It seems that, in the interim between American Idol seasons, Ryan Seacrest actually learned how to dress himself. With the exception of a brown V-neck t-shirt that appeared to feature some sort of space-age toaster, his outfits ranged from boring to (dare I say it?) fashionable. Great! Who the hell am I supposed to make fun of now? Eh, I guess there's still Paula.
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