Friday, December 20, 2002
You know you've hit rock bottom when...
You're lying in bed at night, and the following thought process goes through your head: Man, I wish I was Doogie Howser. That kid had it made. A rewarding, well-paying career at the age of 16. But then again, he did still have to live with his parents. And the name "Doogie Howser" is pretty unfortunate. What television network idiot came up with that? And I guess Doogie never really had a childhood. I mean, remember that time he was on his first date with Wanda (seriously, who came up with these names?) and she got appendicitis and he had to operate on her and she was all embarassed because he'd seen her naked and oh my God, this must be what rock bottom feels like.
You're lying in bed at night, and the following thought process goes through your head: Man, I wish I was Doogie Howser. That kid had it made. A rewarding, well-paying career at the age of 16. But then again, he did still have to live with his parents. And the name "Doogie Howser" is pretty unfortunate. What television network idiot came up with that? And I guess Doogie never really had a childhood. I mean, remember that time he was on his first date with Wanda (seriously, who came up with these names?) and she got appendicitis and he had to operate on her and she was all embarassed because he'd seen her naked and oh my God, this must be what rock bottom feels like.
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